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Friday, October 10th, 2008
12:09 am	Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds Holy Shit is this a GREAT MOVIE! Highlighting points: -All Female Biker Gang *And a particularly hot redhead with a mohawk.* -Midget Luchador wrestlers *2 OF EM EVEN!* -an ingenius plot device to get all the biker Chicks naked. *Very Nice* -Something FUnny with a baby. *Maybe not so funny if your a parent* -A Third film to be released next year already !!!!!!! And that doesn't really spoil any of the Really hilarious parts :P Go download it! (Spark Life)
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
3:02 am	True Blood. It's Made of Pure WIn. *nods* yep it is. :D Current Music: True Blood Theme (Spark Life)
Monday, September 29th, 2008
5:34 am	Have I ever Mentioned I hate Sleep? If My body didn't NEED the damn thing, I wouldn't sleep at all.  Ever since I was like 20 I haven't really dreamed... well, nothing interesting or productive at least. I Loved Dreaming when I was younger.  I still love The Idea, but It's not really happening anymore for me.... For the Past week or so, I haven't been able to get to sleep any earlier than like 5 am.... Its getting bad... But on the Up Side, I've been progressing pretty well with the Modern Bardic Comic.... another week like this and I'll be at least caught up... or so. Redcap May be recieving some changes.... to say the least. I've had an interesting Idea for the book... may have to revamp the whole she-bang... So, much like a couple months ago, I reread the WHOLE The Devil's Panties Webcomic.  Man do I love that comic. Along those Lines:  after Jennie drooling over True Blood, I decided to check it out.  Totally worth drooling over... and I've only watched the first episode ^__^ Learning.... some new Magic.... as well as some mentalism shit.  More on that Later. Hoping to get a tattoo done by the end of the month/ start of November. not sure what/where... hoping someone will tattoo my Redcap jaw tat.  if not it'll prolly be the redcap pinup on my arm ^__^ anyways... sleep best suited now *grumbles* Dammit. Night/mornin folks Izzy Current Music: The Big Bang Theory Theme By The Bare Naked Ladies (Spark Life)
Monday, September 22nd, 2008
2:26 pm	Change of Pace I've come to the conclusion over the past week that I intend on taking sideshow easy for this next 12 months or so..... Now I love Sideshow and all of the hassle, I really wanna make sure my grades are to par, and I really want to get my webcomics out there a bit more... I've decided other than the small-time extra bits, such as performing at the burlesque this halloween and performing with another show (like ORbax), the rogue gallery is just going to perfect our stunts/tricks, get more funding going..... The only way I'm gonna put on our own show is if we are paid to do it, or the demand is HUGE *I'm talking 100 tickets sold in advanced.* some people are going to be dissapointed reading this, but the fact taht I lost upwards of $100+ to theft at my last show makes me, well, alittle less than compliant to complaints. I wanna do good in my school work. I also want to get my comics to the point by next spring where I can hit a couple of comic conventions as a  dealer, maybe make some connections in the busness, make some cash and fans. These are my concerns and my goals. Gonna be fun times, methinks. Ciao Current Music: Brewfest Music from WoW (Spark Life)
Monday, September 15th, 2008
12:08 pm	Oh... Also, Thursday I stumbled upon Thumbdrive Roadkill on the campus roads on my way to class.... it looked alittle mangled... but hey, it's Got shineys in it... so I took it home, squeezed it till the casing popped back into place... It's a retractable drive, so I detracted *Whatever* it, put it into my usb.... And hot damn, it worked! 2 Gig Thumb Drive.  Not too shabby, hey?  just alittle scratched up, alittle messy lookin. works fine. ^_^ (Spark Life)
11:02 am	Birthday Weekend Twas an okay endevour. Friday  Sucked. Got it off to just stay at home, unwind and relax. Not likely. Had to Babysit tasha's whiney ass Dog while she was blessed enough to go have ice cream. So Much for relaxing, dealing with a dog tahts physically similar in shape, size and personality as an endtable, whose well documented Tasha-anxiety leads to him being not only snivelly but also dog aggressive, so I had to seperate OUR dogs who LIVE IN OUR HOUSE from the dog TASHA USES FOR HER OWN PERSONAL ENDS. Regardless, my evening was not what I had hoped for.... and the only advice I got from anyone on this canine conundrum was 'Ignore him'..... Gee, thanks, now if he was bullying me, I would listen... but he's the crybaby taht WOULD BE BULLIED. fuck. Only upside was that a friend invited me to a Tuffman Boxing Comp for ringside seats for saturday night Saturday We decided that it would be best for everyone that we celebrate saturday afternoon.  we also figured that the way it would work out, seeing amber's dad was already in the city, that I wouldn't have to work our weekend job this weekend.... Indeed saturday was fun. Had Chicken for lunch. Opened presents: - House season one -the big Bang Theory season one -Robot Chicken Season one -1,2,and 3 of supernatural: Rising son miniseries comic books. -The Neanderthal Legacy (Anthropology book) -A Do it yourself Exorcism Kit teeshirt *Really cool, gonna wear it to Religious Studies Class* -Candy Corn It was a Nice little sit down..... we then walked kit for a while, had cake, then I went to the Tuffman Comp. It was fun, haven't seen Cary and Kenny in a while.  that was mainly the highlight of the evening.... Boxing matches were late gettng going, so I didn't get home till like 1 am. Got to see some drunk first year university student get his Man-Titties handed to him in a boxing match.... Sunday not bad.  My Birthday by calender accounts. Already smelling the dissapointment. Amber insists I come into work tonight *Sunday*..... insists she'll make a meal for us to make up for it. **I mean legitimately, Amber Does work ALOT in a day, usually 10 hours on weekdays** I end up helping prep, cook, and serve the meal.... **Now not wanting to sound like a chauvenist here.... It was just kinda what we agreed on for this me go into work would work out.** We watched The first Season of The Big Bang Theory until work, went to work *Myself included* and then finished up the season when we got home.... so yea.... Other than to update to everyone else my birthday weekend.... I don't know what else to add.... I'm trying to remain as objective and unpissed off about some of this as possible..... Anyways.  Thanks to all of you folks who wished me a happy Birthday, I appreciated it ^_^ Current Music: The Big Bang Theory Theme song. (1 Conception | Spark Life)
Thursday, September 11th, 2008
11:54 am	The Wealth of Knowledge That is the Internet. If there were ever something to compare to the vaults of Alexandria *The Information repository of the world before the Catholics decided that information is dangerous and torched it* it would be the internets. I mean sure, you can't find EVERYTHING on it, but the vast connections to knowing people, and the possibility to buy Most anything online is awe-inspiring. Gratuitous amounts of porn?  Ever look at Greecian motifs?  Or how about the temple of Candi-su-ka *or something to that effect* in the east..... thats litterally a temple devoted to graven images of nudity and or sexual activities.... Example from last night alone: So I, at work, had this great Idea to use a knockout gas of some sort on stage as a gag with a conscenting person. Google: How to Make Chloroform. Find it in the first three pages that pop up. learn how to make it using things you can buy at walmart Learn that there are better things to use Search ether Search Haloform Both you find massive amounts of info also at work I decided that Smoke bombs need to be throwing activated *as apposed to the way I learnt to make em with a fuse* Search self detonating smoke bomb. find a page on Instructables on both Smoke bombs, and how to make Fire with Water Also find out how to make nitrogen triiodide or 'touch explosives' This is also a place where I learnt to make juggling clubs from newpaper and pop bottles, Thermite, as well as this cheaper, easier to make cousin to it It's gloriously ridiculous. Gods/Godesses Bless the Internet (Spark Life)
Thursday, September 4th, 2008
12:12 am	Hmm.... School starting tomorrow. wow.... 5 months really flies by when your working like a dog. Still not on student loans, gonna have ta wait till next summer session..... then things should be happier for me. till then: Grinding between work and school.  Sideshow and Art taking a backseat.... WoW Prolly gonna ride in the trunk. Hopefully gonna be mixing up my work schedule soon, changing jobs..... not getting my hopes up or nothing tho. my solo class this semester is Religious Studies 110 : Religions of the world *Or something to that affect*  Hoping this won't piss me off too much... Redcap is still Slated for november/christmas time release.  Your Guide #1 October, #2 Prolly christmas. Modern Bardic # 1 is prolly the new year. Only half-way confirmed Rogue Gallery Appearance this fall is on October 30th With the Rosebud Burlesque Club/School @ the Peek-A-Boo 2 event.  We'll probably have our own show about then, or shortly after. Still working on getting myself Tattooed, Saving up money to get to Vancouver to get my Ears Pointed. Feeling like shit.  maybe its nerves for getting back into school. Could be I'm working my ass off, and not really going anywheres. Could be taht candy bar I found on the floor was off *It was in the Kitchen IN THE WRAPPER.... behind the pantry mind you, But Still less than a Year Old!* On Up News, I've Gotten Card magic pretty much down.  ^_^ as well as some pretty nifty coin/ small object vanishes. I can Juggle now! prolly mentioned that one already tho..... Hmm. That seems to be about it. Gotta get to bed.  gonna walk the Border Collie in the morning before I go to school. Izzy. Current Mood: Meh Current Music: it's the End of the World as we know it - REM (Spark Life)
Friday, August 29th, 2008
1:27 am	Full Metal Alchemist So... Over the past 4 days, I have Devoted my attention to watching the complete 51 episode run as well as the Feature length Film of Full Metal Alchemist. It's my favorite Anime Series now. hands down. I can't even go into the fullness of my appreciation. The Philisophical debates touched on, the History of the Arcane, Human Nature, Convergent evolution, The Leviathian Theorem. Sweet Baby Jesus with a side of Honey Mustard. Not to mention the ingenuity of characters and interaction.  The thoroughness of the plot, from episode one, all the way to the last minutes interconnected in a meaningful way. So Now onto my other Portion to this So a few years back, I had a Conversation with Soulscream about FMA AMVs... and her dissapointment of a lack of quality ones.... She postulated that an AMV of Switchfoot-Meant to Live would be good. So Considering I have not only the tools, but soon to have the Footage, I Have been deciding on a fist full of AMV's for going with FMA footage. So Far: +Meant to Live - Switchfoot +Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath +When Worlds Collide - Powerman 5000 +My Plague - Slipknot +Coming Undone - Korn +Personal Jesus - Marylin Manson Version +Bang Bang - Ramstein So, Anyone Have any Ideas?   (6 Conceptions | Spark Life)
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
10:53 am	Sick and Tired. I am Sick of being placed at the back of a friendship line....... I realize people gain new friends and such, but it doesn't fucking mean that I have to take some sort of backseat to em..... I also understand that life can be stressful and such in its own little personal way..... Either Ask to talk to someone or shut the fuck up. Women are just as miserable as men are.  If we don't know whats fucking wrong, WE CANT EVEN BEGIN TO TRY AND FIX/ MAKE AMMENDS FOR IT.   I shouldn't have to learn CIA tactics of Muscle reading and lie detection to fucking have an honest conversation with a friend.  *I wish I was joking about this, but I have learnt Such things and their the only reason a person can even begin to talk honestly with most girls I know* I shouldn't have to force a hug outta someone.  If their feeling down, It's only right that I try to comfort them.  If I'm upset/Crying, a Hug would be Novel... If you don't know it by now, Macho-ism isn't me.  I Like affection and contact. Your Not the Only one who has the faculties to feel down, upset, lonely or fucking Sick. if you Don't wanna help a person out, DON'T Fucking Offer, or decline out right. don't dick me around, I'm a big boy, being told no, wel... it's something I can handle. Oh, and if I invite you and your friends to come for FREE to one of my shows *Not to mention MY FIRST SHOW EVER*, at least have the common curtosy decline due to not really wanting to see that sorta thing.....  ---- These unsavory people I've just ranted about need to Take a good long look at who they are, what they've done, and who they've done what to.   If you cant seem to see the fault in yourself, or in your logic, it's pretty simple you've got some growing up to do.   Doesn't matter how far you go, or how many Letters, titles or the like are behind you name, your still mortal.   If these people realized that you don't HAVE to burn bridges, just cross them to get places in life ,I wouldn't be bitching like this in the first place.   You people are friends and Family... or even both in some cases. If you wanna think your better than me, go ahead, Hell , your probably right in some superficial way.   Prettier than me: thats easy to do Smarter: I can't say that I know alot about everything, just alot about somethings. More Athletic: Most can bost that. But what you CAN'T Do is lay claim to being omnipotent... I can't even say such things without cracking a smile. You've only had better Opportunities. You've been lucky to have doors opened for you. And Luck is all that it is.  For thsoe concerned, are not Smarter, friendlier... but mearly luckier. Don't let the smoke blown up your ass by your new friends decieve you.  Your still a puny little person just like the rest of us. Luck does not make a person.... and it sure as hell doesn't make one better.  It only makes them confident. For those regarded in this, I hope your fall doesn't kill you.... that pedastil is pretty high. ---- If it wasn't for Amber, I'd fuck off to another City.  I'm fed up with my fucking job.... fed up with others in my life spacially near *Upstairs.*   I'm fucking sick of Cleaning for a living.  I'm an Artist and a Performer, I shouldn't have to fucking CLEAN UP AFTER CORPERATE SOCIALITES to put food on my fuckin table.... with the prices of Housing in the city as it is, I hardly even do that..... I should be Putting Ink in Peoples Skin... or writing comic books for people....... or Fuck, Putting on performances for people all over the country.....  Instead, I'm the fuck out here, cleaning floors and carpets for business offices, feeling that it would be better to fucking stick my head in an open elevator shaft and hope I get it knocked off. I'm fucking sore, I'm tired... I'm nervous and stressed.  I've had a bad few months, with little positive going for me......  I'd really like to fucking dissapear off the face of the planet on days like today.... It's all I'm asking for. Just something to go right. Izzy Current Mood: crushed (Spark Life)
Saturday, August 9th, 2008
12:36 am	So Im Scum.... wanna fight about it? so Im in a pretty rotten mood.... and when I'm Like that, I either: A) Punch things B)Stab Things (Much Rarer) or C) Draw smut. **Well actually there used to be D) Draw Rage inspired Gore Pics, or E) Write Really Whiney Gothy-Emo Poetry..... but ever since growing outta my headbanger and Goth Phases Respectively, Its really REALLY rare either writhe up from my in aether** So Yea... I had the Smut bug bite me...... So Now I'm drawing smut. Got a couple in the works and Who wants to see Lil Red in a Compromising adult situation? *From the Sasktel Commercials.... Her voice and such is at least of Teenage orientation, if not of age..... but what do I care, shes' a fuckin cartoon :P* Anyone got some suggestions? (Spark Life)
Monday, July 28th, 2008
3:57 am	Reposted from My Dev Art Account Redcap#1 Cover: Done Story: Written Pages Completed: 5/24, 6-7 framed, rough outlines Bonus Artwork - Self: 1 Bonus Artwork - Guest: 0/4 Adverts: 2/6 Your Guide: Changes Cover: Designed Story: Completed Pages: 19/19 Penciled & inked, 4/19 Colored & Lettered Bonus Artwork: Self-0/3 Bonus Artwork: Guest: 0/3 Adverts: 2/4 Your Guide: Oz Cover: Designed, Reworking needed Story: Completed Pages: 24/24 Originals - 18/25 penciled/Inked (Reworked) Bonus Artwork: Self- 2/4 Bonus Artwork: Guest- 0/3 Adverts: 2/4 Modern Bardic #1 Cover: Pending Story: Completed Pages: Completed, Pending online Premeires Bonus Artwork: Self- 0/4 Bonus Artwork: Guest- 0/3 Adverts: 2/4 So There was a Tornado Warning Here..... What a Waste of Time... Hardly even got any strong rains.... *shrugs* apparently a bunch of funnel clouds & touchdowns in the area... but Not convinced it wasn't a bunch of pissy/crazy fucks who wannted to be on the Radio or TV.... RegardLess... I still Pulled a Whole Shitload of Art together today..... Pretty Productive considering I've only been up like 12 hours....  Oh... and considering that I don't think I've posted my progress lists on This Live journal Yet... There ya Go..... Pending that I can get the cash flow to publish these... I know of a few places taht will produce these comics relatively cheaply.... Anyone with the interest of doing some Collaboratives or Collected editions... or hell, Even Throw one of their comics my way... I wanna pull together an anthology piece some time too... Also... as had been stated a few days ago.  Bald.  I Shaved my head.  For many reasons.... Too hot out, My hair needs to regrow without all that breakage.... I Look ALOT like ORbax with a shaved head.....  So Yea... Bald. I'll Post pics when I get some... Anyways... Gonna go to bed.... Nights. Izzy Current Music: Penn & Teller: Bullshit Theme (Spark Life)
Saturday, July 26th, 2008
4:43 am	How Else to Say it.  Bald. Scalped. Bare. Bic'ed. Shaved. Cropped. ShEEreD. Hairless. B.A.L.D. (3 Conceptions | Spark Life)
Sunday, July 20th, 2008
3:19 am	The Dark Knight Wow.  Amazing Movie. Without Spoiling It, All I can Say is that It redeams the 1990's Batmans. well, It's a Really good start. Heath Ledger is Amazing as the Joker.... It really captures all of the unhampered Psychotic That the Joker Really Stands for.  and Fuck is he Ever Brutal.   Its a Shame that they'll have to recast Mr J Come the next film involving him... Ledger Is the full package with the Joker. Voice, Walk, Talk, Presense.....  His Voice for the Joker is Only Matched by Mark Hammil in The Batman Cartoons in the 90s. Wow... Oh... and I watched Blood and Chocolate & The Mist on friday. Blood And Chocolate is really good, even considering their Werewolves were wolves.... Which isnt a bad thing, considerng their Mystical stance VS a genetic stance.... The Mist is Suprizingly Good.  I'm not all that fond of Stephen Kings film adaptations, but This one blew me away... Pretty Hard Hitting.... Oh, and I watched the Number 23 monday or something..... Horrid Movie.  Tryed WAY TOO hard to Pull off shylaman twists... Laterz Izzy  (Spark Life)
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
12:56 am	# 53  http://lord-spike.deviantart.com/art/Hellboy-53ed-91632810 Hellboy is the First of Many to come.  I have made it my mission to perform the Rite of Internet Rule # 53 - "Every Male Character has a Female version."   Thus it is Written, Thus it shall be. (Spark Life)
Sunday, July 13th, 2008
4:00 pm	Bitchin and Rantin SO Last night , while doing up some last minute work before heading off to see hellboy 2, I got a call from The Lead Singer of Spinalcold.  It seems that Him and the bassist Havent gotten paid from my show. ( Stupid SHow shit ) SO anyways.... Now the fact stands that I don't really feel like I wanna EVER put on another show at Walkers. IN OTHER NEWS HELLBOY 2 IS MADE OF WIN! I Mean that it was left in the hands of Hollywood..... so It became more of a lovestory than even the first....   but it's a good story.  It holds to the nitty gritty hellboy jive of the comics..... The Directors run with Pan's Labyrinth really shows up in the creative creatures..... And where alot of people bitch that he's just a one trick pony, people REALLY have to look at the hellboy comics.... The styles are alot alike. I can't say I really had any big issues with the film....  Good Flick. Can't wait for The Dark Knight. Izzy (Spark Life)
Monday, July 7th, 2008
2:26 pm	Today I Went and picked up a three set of Throwing knives, a manual on how to throw em, and a little set of thumb cuffs..... I must say I think the thumb cuffs are cute, I mean, I've known how to escape these for quite the while now..... but guess I never bothered picking up a pair.... till now...  The throwing knives were something I've alway wanted to pick up, but could never afford.... I mean I have the Twins (My older and larger set of throwers) but they're exactly that: bigger.  TIp to handle end they're something like 8 inches, and alot lighter.... Oh yea... and yesterday I picked up a new black tiger deck, a hankerchief for tricks, and a few sheets of flashpaper ^__^ Flashpaper is the BEST EVER!!! that is all. Izzy (1 Conception | Spark Life)
Sunday, July 6th, 2008
2:54 am	It's really bizarre how people react to people who are different. Last night, after the show, Ashlar, His Lovely Kim, and myself went to the seven Eleven to pick up some food (Well, we also picked Ash up some well deserved beer too before that) and followed some chauchie guy into the store… He ended up turning around and saying “Fuckin freak” or similar about Ash. Oh, for the Record, Ashlar wears aesthetic contacts whenever he goes out and has a forked tongue. We ended up having whispered to us by Kim cuz neither of us heard it…. Ashlar was all adrenaline yet from the show, and I, well… I ended up getting a stupidly loud burst of feed back from the Sound system, rendering me pretty deaf, and will be for the next few days…. But anyways, he gave both of us some pretty fuckin harsh stares the whole 5 minutes he was in there….. drunkenly fighting with a locked door that had a BIG sign that said “Use Other Doors”…. Alternatively another preppy looking guy mere moments later was intrigued by Ash’s eyes, and was FLOORED by his tongue… It’s a curious thing…… (2 Conceptions | Spark Life)
Saturday, July 5th, 2008
6:01 am	Rogue Gallery Sideshow @ Walkers, fourth of July, 2008 Well, Despite the hour late starting, and a suprisingly jaded seeming crowd, Me and Ashlar had One Helluva Night. Highlights (In My Opinion) -My Spike Prediction: I Took Three same sized coasters, put a 3.5 inch nail through one, and then put cups over them.  I was blindfolded (And Shocked with a stockprod... thanks Ash and Ray) then an audience member mixed them up.  I was then set out to put my hands over two cups and slam my hands down.....  I didn't get stigmata so I figured you can draw your own conclusions.... -Ashlars Razorblade mystery:  It was well done, I added a slight bit of feel to it with minimal patter. -Ash's Random Fireballs: Various times through the night Ashlar Threw baseball to soccor ball sized fireballs at people or even Me. O.o -The Dartgun: Hurt  Way less I had originaly anticipated....  And I got to shoot Ray in the Ass with a fuzzy dart :P -Light tube break..... We broke it on my chest... but it was ALOT thicker than most tubes, so not only did it Pop really loud, but it also exploded really big and actually embedded glass into my chest and such left a big ol mark and opened me up pretty good. -Rachel's Frying pan shot. LOUD, Perfect ping, and she played it up just enough.... -My card Prediction:  Ashlar had three different audience members puck three different cards, we staple them to my forhead in a random order (as shuffled by another audience member) and not only can I predict the cards, but in the order. -Ash's Saw Garrotte: Where he takes a length of string and saws it into his throat.... people were asking how he did it all night.... -Ash's Magical Egg/hanky tricky thing..... Its getting Late.... err early, so all i will say is it went off without a hitch, and I ate a raw egg Izzy's injuries - three staple gun shots to the head -Three dart gun dart wounds - crazy exploding light tube cuts -Rope burn on my neck  from rope escape -Sore Knees from long night of standing -sore throat from screaming And Lasty I would Like to thank Ray for Advertizing the show on her ass. literally. Current Mood: Tired, but content (Spark Life)
Saturday, June 28th, 2008
3:17 pm	made me cry a bit Last night I went to grab some of the (What I thought was) last of our chicken from the deepfreeze..... only to find the deepfreeze had been knocked unplugged.  I opened it and realized it had been unplugged for god knows how long... All of the contents, save Tasha's Icecream maker's cylinder and some freezies, were swimming in juices.... And here I thought that we had little meat left in the freezer...... Found a good $150-200 worth of meat floating in It's own fluids, along with god knows how much vegetables/fruits...... I almost cried alittle. Ya See, I hate wasting food, It's prolly a contributer to my weight gain lately.... but It's a good practice not to waste that stuff....  Well, Looking in there whilst I was cleaning it out today, It sickened me (Both from odor and thought) how much meat was actually in there..... I was thinking maybe a ham, that chicken, and a packet of steak or two..... Soo much more...... And here we've been not eating much of anything anymore, thinking cuz there wasn't anything to last us till payday monday.... fuck. (Spark Life)